#1 For my last day of work at the pet store, I made myself Employee of the Month
#2 Mom Asked Me To Put The Toilet Paper On The Shelf
#3 Whatever, I'm Late Anyway…
#4 Beware the Ides of March
#5 This is why you dont go after a comedian
#6 Act Like It Already
#7 You Just Realized…
#8 Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless asshole?
#9 Dwayne The Spock Johnson
#10 Big bath guy
#11 Unicorn
#12 Steampunk Water Gun Looks Awesome
#13 Nailed it.
#14 Bloody Mary Epicness
#15 When You Find Out Your Grandma Was Michael Cera
