#1 One Day This Will Probably Happen
#2 The new fire alarm system has an exciting feature
#3 Beautiful, Horrifying And Fascinating All At Once
#4 I Mean, Seriously Ladies
#5 Kanye West Vs Russian Homeless Drunk
#6 Nobody can stop him!
#7 The Aftermath Of Watching The Notebook
#8 My Gardener Friend Sends Me Photos Of Himself At Work
#9 American Strangers Asks Me…
#10 When Your Husband Said He'd Be Home By 5:30…
#11 Boss makes a dollar, and I make a dime. Thats why I poop on company time.
#12 Depression
#13 Thinks She Owns The Place
#14 Handed to me today in the drive thru..
#15 Wow, they are only 31 and 23 months old? They grow up so fast
#16 Alright, Hand Over The Goods
#17 I Wish To Enter A Plea Of No Contest
