#1 Someone Who Can Unplug Your Phone At 3% To.
#2 This Dentist Brings His Dog In As A Way To Calm
#3 Be Like A Duck
#4 The coconut oil at Costco is solid at ground level and liquid 6 feet up.
#5 All bathtubs should have this
#6 We got these bathroom doors because we thought they were trendy. That was before we had a toddler.
#7 Ever see my dads cut? Yea gimme the opposite fam.
#8 Describe yourself
#9 I lost track of time while refilling my waterbed
#10 Someones been putting these stickers on random products in the store I work.
#11 Put My Cat On A Timed Feeder To Try To Help..
#12 Luke, I Am Your Father.
#13 Well Preserved Claw
#14 It's The Tom And Jerry Show
#15 Spongebob As Other TV Shows
#16 The Darwinist Was Not A Popular Superhero
#17 Rarely Do I Have A Thought
