#1 Abracadabra!

#2 Hes affectionately called lobster puppy.

#3 Aww, He Loves Me So Much…Oh

#4 That Epic And Awesome Feeling You Get When You..

#5 This idiot thinks he is badass. I dont understand why his birth month is important at all

#6 Inspirational Quotes: Quote of the day

#7 Found This Fucked Up Ear Of Corn…

#8 Worst Thing To Say In Prison

#9 Oonga Chingo Pango PEW PEW PEW

#10 Places Of Nope

#11 Asked boss what he wanted on the sign and he said make up something witty about tires.. so……

#12 The Real Sailor Moon

#13 Whatever floats your goat

#14 Boston today

#15 New Parent Idea

#16 Tesla sent my dad a mini Tesla
