#1 Abracadabra!
#2 Hes affectionately called lobster puppy.
#3 Aww, He Loves Me So Much…Oh
#4 That Epic And Awesome Feeling You Get When You..
#5 This idiot thinks he is badass. I dont understand why his birth month is important at all
#6 Inspirational Quotes: Quote of the day
#7 Found This Fucked Up Ear Of Corn…
#8 Worst Thing To Say In Prison
#9 Oonga Chingo Pango PEW PEW PEW
#10 Places Of Nope
#11 Asked boss what he wanted on the sign and he said make up something witty about tires.. so……
#12 The Real Sailor Moon
#13 Whatever floats your goat
#14 Boston today
#15 New Parent Idea
#16 Tesla sent my dad a mini Tesla