#1 This high school has a mewtwo, Pokemon quote over the door
#2 I Guess Not Every Bear.
#3 Accountant's Creed.
#4 My Wifes choice of garment for the day matching up with her tattoo.
#5 Finally I Can Rest
#6 Hey Girl, Are You A Beaver?
#7 Face Hugger I Knitted.
#8 A Person Who Is Nice To You But
#9 Just Helping The Vertically Challenged
#10 The sun reflecting off the one World Trade Center this morning
#11 This Is My Favorite Headline
#12 I'll Give You Three Wishes…
#13 That Moment You Realize It's Only Sunday
#14 My Ten Day Old Daughter Decided To Fart…
#15 Cut Your Watermelon Like This.
#16 I hate arson
#17 Shout Out To All The Bathroom Models…
#18 That’s not healthy…
#19 Credit card reading machines be like
