#1 How to easily improve Olympics Opening Ceremony

#2 Wake me up when September ends

#3 I Did This. No, You Didn't. I Did!

#4 The Only Weather Forecast I Need

#5 Wake up, sheeple

#6 Niles, The Original Burn Master

#7 If A Zombie Apocalypse.

#8 The struggle is real

#9 This plant flips me off every morning on the way to work.

#10 Meanwhile on Tinder

#11 What people think Godaddy is..

#12 hmmm

#13 Manhole cover in Japan

#14 My wife’s coffee this morning

#15 Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew

#16 Happy wedding shower, Jana. Love the sign!

#17 Stay classy Chicago
