#1 How to easily improve Olympics Opening Ceremony
#2 Wake me up when September ends
#3 I Did This. No, You Didn't. I Did!
#4 The Only Weather Forecast I Need
#5 Wake up, sheeple
#6 Niles, The Original Burn Master
#7 If A Zombie Apocalypse.
#8 The struggle is real
#9 This plant flips me off every morning on the way to work.
#10 Meanwhile on Tinder
#11 What people think Godaddy is..
#12 hmmm
#13 Manhole cover in Japan
#14 My wife’s coffee this morning
#15 Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew
#16 Happy wedding shower, Jana. Love the sign!
#17 Stay classy Chicago