#1 Raising A Child Is Like Taking Care Of Someone…
#2 Frustrated Professor
#3 You had one job
#4 Simplest way to defeat a Terminator
#5 I really dont understand
#6 Well, that's it. Cosplay's been Won.
#7 Worlds Most Patient Pet Owner
#8 When I Die, I Would Like The People I Did Group.
#9 Something Is Not Quite Right With This Picture
#10 I'm Measuring Your Patience
#11 I! I! Cthulhu fhtagn! Phnglui mglwnfah Cthulhu Rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn! fhtagn! fhtagn!
#12 Life Lessons
#13 Sometimes, I really hate my brother.
#14 Saturday: Stay In Bed
#15 The smile gets me every time.
#16 Served a customer on the weekend. When he stood up I made a comment on his height. He handed me this card and walked away.
#17 My living succulent Cristmas tree
#18 He Just Wanted Pink Cupcakes, But Felt Awkward Buying Them For Himself
#19 Michael wants a haircut
#20 On a scale of one to ten..
