#1 Bazinga!!
#2 Odd yet awesome date ideas
#3 Just turn around and act as if nothing happened
#4 This straight line of snow between my garage and outside.
#5 This Test Will Clear Up Your Priorities
#6 Right thing to do in such a location
#7 Finish Tv Series. Sudden Existential Crisis.
#8 I may never understand my son.
#9 Why Diets Never Work
#10 Fidel Castro dressing in a culturally appropriate manner to meet Putin
#11 About Carrie Fisher
#12 Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter?
#13 Bank floor worn down from customers in front of tellers
#14 My mom has this hanging above the dryer in her laundry room.
#15 Snapes On A Plane.
#16 Oh heck
#17 Sometimes my girlfriend loves my cat too much
#18 Desperate times call for desperate measures
#19 But I do still enjoy playing with my tool
#20 27 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good