#1 Bazinga!!

#2 Odd yet awesome date ideas

#3 Just turn around and act as if nothing happened

#4 This straight line of snow between my garage and outside.

#5 This Test Will Clear Up Your Priorities

#6 Right thing to do in such a location

#7 Finish Tv Series. Sudden Existential Crisis.

#8 I may never understand my son.

#9 Why Diets Never Work

#10 Fidel Castro dressing in a culturally appropriate manner to meet Putin

#11 About Carrie Fisher

#12 Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter?

#13 Bank floor worn down from customers in front of tellers

#14 My mom has this hanging above the dryer in her laundry room.

#15 Snapes On A Plane.

#16 Oh heck

#17 Sometimes my girlfriend loves my cat too much

#18 Desperate times call for desperate measures

#19 But I do still enjoy playing with my tool

#20 27 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
