#1 Happy New Year Math…
#2 The demons inside him are released
#3 My wife and I dont agree on how to decorate a tree. 4 years ago we started this as a joke and it is still going strong.
#4 were Going To Get Our Fees Out Of You One Way Or The Other.
#5 Thanks Nordstrom, really needed new demonic creatures in my dreams.
#6 He Really Had Guts
#7 Suspect in my hometown jumped into the middle of a pond to avoid arrest; standoff ensued.
#8 My 5 year old daughter said she saw a cute red penguin
#9 For The Last Couple Of Months
#10 Cheshire tat
#11 My mate had to sleep the night
#12 Louis CK on boredom
#13 Just. One. Teeny. Lick.
#14 Worth it.
#15 Grumpy Cat is waiting for the day
#16 Portugal's President Explains…
#17 Trolling your mother
#18 Imagine having a job interview the next day
#19 German padlock and key, about 400 years old.
#20 I always thought they just used different colored bricks.
#21 Promises.
#22 The Spice Girls Showed Us That…
#23 Fairy Tale Wedding Logic