#1 I don’t buy it, even in a joke I can’t believe Donald Trump gives a shit about what his wife thinks lol
#2 Fresh Out Of Highschool
#3 This was build on a beach near Island Beach State park (where Chris Christie was sunbathing)
#4 The Best Parenting Wins
#5 Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later. Katharine Switzer in 2017.
#6 My Favorite Line From Airplane
#7 I Hate When I Lose My Things.
#8 I will devour your soul!
#9 Dude, Where's My Car?
#10 Well, He Delivered Perfectly
#11 The Beginning
#12 Proper English
#13 If I fits, I sits
#14 Dark Sense Of Humor Can Be…
#15 His Mom Told Him To Wear A Tie
#16 Some white people shit
#17 Husky Meeting
#18 Good On Nintendo For Knowing Exactly What Playing Mario Kart With Kids Looks Like
#19 All alone in the world
#20 This Couple Is Adorable
#21 Me Refusing To Pay For Bag Fee.
#22 This guy trying to rob my cell phone in the middle of a fucking flood
#23 Bob Marley's Words Of Wisdom
#24 Found This In My Writing Coach's Office.
#25 You Would Probably Die From Fear
#26 The Shelf - Someone Might Have Touched It.