#1 Please apply the Royal Rogaine
#2 Fact of the day..
#3 When You Flirt With A Guy
#4 From the Arkansas Tourism Board
#5 The Averages.
#6 18 Foot Underwater Statue Located In The Bahamas
#7 If youre gonna dream dream big.
#8 Tangled Nightmare
#9 When I was 5 I used to see Batman as a mouth with a weird set of teeth
#10 These knives at my work have been used so much theyre almost gone.
#11 You Threw It, You Fetch!
#12 If I Can Get It Up To 88 MPH
#13 My dishwasher has the same settings as my girlfriend.
#14 And That's Why I'm Afraid Of Deep Water…
#15 Im deeply suspicious of people who bath in perfume or cologne
#16 Bad Traffic
#17 Engineering At Its Most Advanced
#18 Let me see
#19 Like staring into winters very soul
#20 The Perfect Excuse Creator
#21 A Nissan Maxima monster truck snowmobile for some reason
#22 Motivational: Don’t sweat the small stuff.
#23 Airbrush Job On Point
#24 Sometimes the funniest things are completely unplanned
#25 You Read My Doormat
#26 Sometimes you just gotta let the world know that you are a loser
