#1 The stupid.. it burns!
#2 Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
#3 This makes me happy.
#4 Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates.
#5 Why I Can’t Get Out Of Bed
#6 The only man to make hehe cool
#7 This Fish At The Aquarium Looks Like Someone…
#8 Coyote Finds Old Dog Toy.
#9 More places should do this
#10 Always stay focused
#11 Date Cheri. Please.
#12 Marilyn Manson on Johnny Depp…
#13 Chicken Game, Don't Look At This Chicken.
#14 I think she nailed it.
#15 May Your Marinara Sauce Never Cling To Your.
#16 I Discovered Yesterday That I Creamed Myself
#17 The first time I went to my girlfriends house over 12 years ago, the first thing I noticed is not only did we have the same fan, but we had both drawn faces on them. Weve now been married for 8 years and Bill and Andrew are still with us.
#18 Dude. Starwars
#19 Bold strategy
#20 It’s not Santa I’m worried about…
#21 It's Not Easy Being Ginger
#22 Siblings
#23 Guy in my neighborhood helping passersby out
#24 Im on the top of the world
#25 The jackpot is now 8 bags of chips.