#1 The stupid.. it burns!

#2 Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

#3 This makes me happy.

#4 Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates.

#5 Why I Can’t Get Out Of Bed

#6 The only man to make hehe cool

#7 This Fish At The Aquarium Looks Like Someone…

#8 Coyote Finds Old Dog Toy.

#9 More places should do this

#10 Always stay focused

#11 Date Cheri. Please.

#12 Marilyn Manson on Johnny Depp…

#13 Chicken Game, Don't Look At This Chicken.

#14 I think she nailed it.

#15 May Your Marinara Sauce Never Cling To Your.

#16 I Discovered Yesterday That I Creamed Myself

#17 The first time I went to my girlfriends house over 12 years ago, the first thing I noticed is not only did we have the same fan, but we had both drawn faces on them. Weve now been married for 8 years and Bill and Andrew are still with us.

#18 Dude. Starwars

#19 Bold strategy

#20 It’s not Santa I’m worried about…

#21 It's Not Easy Being Ginger

#22 Siblings

#23 Guy in my neighborhood helping passersby out

#24 Im on the top of the world

#25 The jackpot is now 8 bags of chips.
