#1 I have a feeling
#2 Serving Suggestion
#3 Calls out Netflix on Net Neutrality stance, ends up getting roasted.
#4 Piece of candy
#5 Tell me Im not the only one
#6 This Is A Nice 2016
#7 But What If A Shark Eats Me?
#8 The Costs Of War
#9 Look At You Granting Wishes To Fleshies
#10 Honesty is the best policy.
#11 Yup, the older I get, the weirder math gets
#12 People Want To Ban Pokemon…
#13 Dr. Cox Always Speaks The Truth.
#14 Four colors, one picture
#15 Clever cat
#16 Hmmm
#17 Canadian guy vandalizes a bunch of signs. The people rejoiced.
#18 Oh God, I wish they launch a product like this.
#19 Explosive Grief
#20 Just throwing this out there…
#21 Connected By The Heart
#22 I Want To Party With Her
#23 Hot Girl Says She Wants To Sleep With Me…
#24 Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
#25 You all know what I mean
#26 A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.
#27 Meanwhile In 8 Am Lectures…
