#1 When you remember your house keys were in your car you just launched into space
#2 Meanwhile on Tinder
#3 Sounds about right
#4 I still have no idea what gave her the idea that I was.
#5 The Modern Version Of A Message In A Bottle
#6 A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is
#7 Shes always so depressed
#8 Let her not breed by "photosynthesis".
#9 My buddy got booty contact during a photo. His face when
#10 Hey There Buddy, You Doing Okay.
#11 My Friend Doesn't Like Sesame Seeds…
#12 Wait, what?
#13 Meet Squish! He is a carefree pup with a crooked jaw and blindness in one eye. I happen to think he is the cutest!!
#14 Average 9gagger's life
#15 Interesting Cake Choice For A One Year Old
#16 The Only Pie Chart That Makes Sense.
#17 Mouse quietly reading under sidewalk lamp stand
#18 In Finland We Have This Midsummer Night Or.
#19 Fixing Roseanne
#20 Grab That Floating Brown Thing!
#21 This Is Like The Best Protest Sign
#22 Elmo Teaches Ricky Gervais An Important Lesson
#23 Browser history
#24 There is something wrong with your medulla oblongata.
#25 Every Time After I Take A Nap.
#26 Black tweets: a year later and he got off, s/o to her