#1 Bleep Bleep Blurt Squelch

#2 Inspirational Mathematics

#3 Looks Like A Brainstorm Is Finally Happening

#4 We Waited 458 Days For This Moment…

#5 Chaos Violence

#6 My Cousin Just Celebrated…

#7 I'm Not Crying, You're Crying

#8 I’ve been saying this to my girlfriend for years

#9 Always Drink With Moderation

#10 After 4 years, Ive conquered anorexia, bulimia, & EDNOS. Im twice my weight & more than twice as happy.

#11 Natural selection

#12 Not A Fucking Pokemon You Idiot

#13 Theres way to break up and then theres this savagery.

#14 Hope She Doesn’t Notice

#15 Some Useful Words Of Wisdom For Teenagers

#16 Do You Want Them To Die!?

#17 This Should Be A Thing At Every Single Restaurant In The World

#18 Gamestop offered $20 for the car, due to minor damage.

#19 Damn right

#20 I Want To Be This Dog

#21 If Youâre Not Too Careful…

#22 Soooo $4 per ride then?

#23 How I Feel Like When Doing A Plank…

#24 What If Tattoos Randomly Appeared On Your Skin?

#25 SPF 1776

#26 Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%…

#27 Poloroid of my mom relaxing on my dads boat in 1987-1988.
