#1 Bitch be dissing my opening line
#2 All Time Favourite Quote Shoulder Shoulder.
#3 Stay in school, kids.
#4 Halloween Is Coming
#5 In Case Of A Capitalist Crisis Break Glass
#6 Call Security, Then The Fashion Police
#7 Obesity Problem SOLVED
#8 Keep your bucket handy
#9 When Someone Offers Me Food
#10 My Cats Doing Their Best Lion King
#11 My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More..
#12 The Officer Said.
#13 Punctuation Examples
#14 If Video Games Have Taught Me Anything.
#15 We’ve got your back, Bill…
#16 It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Come To A.
#17 Was driving through Compton, and I think I found Hulk Hogan’s brother from another mother.
#18 Its Not Tea, Boss
#19 Superstition of builders
#20 He pouted like this and whispered under his breath for 5 minutes because I wouldnt let him chew on my phone case.
#21 If You Want To Feel Old
#22 Took this picture last night of the milky way through a viaduct arch in England.
#23 Total stranger selling TV on marketplace for $364. TV sells for $340 new at Walmart. He said he needed it gone ASAP. I lowballed at $250. He replied reasonably.
#24 Old Timberlake meets new Timberlake
#25 Time To Recharge
#26 My school bathroom
#27 Apparently None Of That Experience Was With Math
