#1 My 5 Year Old Said
#2 Ajits wares
#3 Look At Those Eyes, You Can Just Tell
#4 Hamster Pancakes
#5 First Alien Encounter
#6 Cute outfit
#7 No more drunk Amazon shopping
#8 What Comes After 69?
#9 Black tweets are the best tweets
#10 When You Wake Up Early On The Weekend
#11 Run My Friend, Run
#12 My buddy is a guy you dont really wanna mess with. But he will do anything to make his little girl smile.
#13 My nephews faces on pillows for a Mother Day gift was a great idea in theory
#14 Tried to take a selfie at JFK. Caught this gem before I could figure out how to reverse the cam.
#15 CNN really turned down the contrast in their freddie gray case mugshots
#16 Just A Horse Enjoying A Good Movie, I Guess
#17 There's Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
#18 Puppy Yoga
#19 Blaming The Dog Won't Help
#20 You complete me
#21 Astonishingly Similar
#22 Privileges
#23 Fucking Salad
#24 Just look at the camera
#25 Iran Women Volleyball National Team in 1974 and today
#26 Every. Single. Time.
#27 Tree bark peeled by lightning
#28 If This Is You.
#29 Elasmotherium (Siberian unicorn), extinct 39000 years ago
#30 Have you heard of Gaydar? Well, in Russia they have
#31 The work of a patient man
#32 Talk Dirty To Me. The Carpet Needs.
