#1 At least they have a sense of humor about it.

#2 Always Treat Others The Way You Want Them.

#3 I'm OK, Thanks

#4 A little parent humor

#5 How It Feels With Social Anxiety

#6 No differences anymore

#7 I'm Sorry. I Thought I Just Heard You Say.

#8 You Say To-may-to - I Say…

#9 Caught my son watching cartoons at 3AM. He didn’t expect to be found.

#10 Really suspicious

#11 Keep them guessing

#12 The Truth About Narwhals

#13 A Dollar For Every Single Time

#14 That kind of graffiti which doesn’t make me mad…

#15 Sounds about right

#16 I dont think Walmart really gets it

#17 Someone saved my ass today

#18 Clearly, its Jerry

#19 Good News! My Son Has Gone To The Middle East And

#20 Professor Badass

#21 Shots Fired At The DMV

#22 Not even sorry

#23 Oh, My Precious Heart Attack

#24 Its a legit reply

#25 Great Britain’s Struggle

#26 I. Like. It. How.

#27 My Dog Gets All The Chicks

#28 Me at 6 years of age…

#29 Cowbabies
