#1 Nugget retriever

#2 How Deer You Disturb The Cat?

#3 Your app is amazing

#4 We created an anglerfish out of 200.000 dahlias (flowers)

#5 Illiteracy Is No Laughing Matter

#6 Motion Sensor Lighting

#7 The tables have turned

#8 If You Want To Feel Old.

#9 I'm Supposed A Star Wars Dessert

#10 Well a Scout is honest.

#11 You Never Let Me Use Your Charger - Mine - Her.

#12 Alentine's Day.

#13 A rocket launch that looks like a squirrel ejaculating

#14 A 54 million yo gecko trapped in amber

#15 The thug life

#16 Listening To Music On The Train…

#17 Its so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Or you could do what this guy did

#18 Well, damn. My suspicions are confirmed in a cookie message.

#19 Sign me up

#20 See Through Turbo

#21 Coaching Hockey Practice Saturday Morning With 7 Year-olds

#22 My nephew is graduating today. This is the sign his best friend made to commemorate the occasion.

#23 Mystical chameleon

#24 Roses are red, his allegations came later. Its

#25 These employees at NASA totally look like theyre about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy

#26 This Is My Friend's Cat, Who's Appropriately Named
