#1 Nugget retriever
#2 How Deer You Disturb The Cat?
#3 Your app is amazing
#4 We created an anglerfish out of 200.000 dahlias (flowers)
#5 Illiteracy Is No Laughing Matter
#6 Motion Sensor Lighting
#7 The tables have turned
#8 If You Want To Feel Old.
#9 I'm Supposed A Star Wars Dessert
#10 Well a Scout is honest.
#11 You Never Let Me Use Your Charger - Mine - Her.
#12 Alentine's Day.
#13 A rocket launch that looks like a squirrel ejaculating
#14 A 54 million yo gecko trapped in amber
#15 The thug life
#16 Listening To Music On The Train…
#17 Its so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Or you could do what this guy did
#18 Well, damn. My suspicions are confirmed in a cookie message.
#19 Sign me up
#20 See Through Turbo
#21 Coaching Hockey Practice Saturday Morning With 7 Year-olds
#22 My nephew is graduating today. This is the sign his best friend made to commemorate the occasion.
#23 Mystical chameleon
#24 Roses are red, his allegations came later. Its
#25 These employees at NASA totally look like theyre about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy
#26 This Is My Friend's Cat, Who's Appropriately Named