#1 In the hospital with pancreatitis, this is the get well soon card and my daughter drew for me.
#2 A truly amazing english sentence.
#3 Shop rags preaching the truth.
#4 Black tweets: My President is da real Dude
#5 My girlfriend zipped a hair in her jacket
#6 Murdered by words for settling for Yale
#7 Dominic Monaghan And Billy Boyd.
#8 All hail Adobe Reader!
#9 The Guest Bathroom. Not Particularly Appreciated By The Guests.
#10 That magic gesture
#11 Efficiency!
#12 So My Mums Best Fruebds Husband
#13 Turning On The Tv To See An Advert
#14 That's What I Do!
#15 Starting conversation. And ending.
#16 College life
#17 You need to grow up first
#18 My Coworkers And I Can Never Decide Where To Eat
#19 Why you no crackle?
#20 My Halloween costume this year
#21 Good Work Fellas
#22 I was utterly oblivious to his distress
#23 Lets get him back before Saturday, because those are for the boys.
#24 The Easiest Way To A Man's Heart
#25 My Friend Lives On A Farm And Sent Me This…
#26 Hell yeah first in line, losers!
#27 Uncle of the year
#28 Forrests mom knew what was up
#29 Rest easy Brian, you must have been a good dude.
#30 Being Calm In Traffic Jams
