#1 Thanks a lot, kid.
#2 Upgrade Or Be Deleted
#3 When You Realize They Are Them…
#4 I Did Not Know Freedom Until I Bought A Three…
#5 Ready For The Battle
#6 The App Crashes For Me After I Just Bought It
#7 Now That's How You Build A Fence…
#8 Look At It, It’s Tiny
#9 It Better Not Be Back
#10 Finally Learned To Wear Underwear Inside.
#11 When Your Cat Is Overly-Attached
#12 Men And Women Are Exactly The Same.
#13 Don't Judge Me
#14 How Frozen Should Have Ended
#15 You no titties Jon snow
#16 Man From Kansas.
#17 When you tell a girl she’s pretty…
#18 Sweet joke
#19 Teaching your teenage daughter a lesson
#20 Russia destroyed 500 fuel trucks belonging to ISIS transporting illegal oil
#21 I Was Confused…
#22 This fox is extremely British.
#23 Math Dad
#24 Applying for a Job these days
#25 Fixing roads in Russia
#26 Loyal Billie Joe Armstrong
#27 If I Were Superman…
#28 Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit.
#29 I Told People To Buy Android Phones Over.