#1 Im in veterinary school. In my nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity
#2 This cringe worthy idiot
#3 Shut Up, I'm Taking A Photo
#4 Dont worry Carrie
#5 The bunny whisperer
#6 If you don't get this 1. We can't be friends, and 2. Your childhood def sucked
#7 Bloody Mary. Bloody.
#8 Too Small To Put His Head On The Armrest
#9 Batniscient
#10 When A Student Comes To Class In Need Of A Pen.
#11 Shopping For A Book
#12 Well?
#13 I Like To Call The Hands Of A Clock T
#14 House Always Has The Best Response
#15 This Spiderman childrens ride has a visible panty line.
#16 True dat
#17 There's Also A Spell And Grammar Check In There Too…
#18 Not What I Actually Had In Mind
#19 Beat Up A Dude To Defend Myself…
#20 Live Long And Pawspurr
#21 Best tweet from yesterday after debate night
#22 Corgi Special Meet Up
#23 Just a regular day in high school bathrooms
#24 Arent You Fools A Lil Old For Pokemon
#25 I'm So Irrestible
#26 Mrs Doubtfire Would Be A Terrible Babysitter….
#27 Owl Have You Know My People
#28 The Perfect Spectacles
