#1 Just Close The Door And Pretend It Never Happened

#2 Politics Anatomy…

#3 Wisdom

#4 Do Not Let Adults Steal This Generation From You

#5 Programming Prank

#6 Details "ouja Board" Identify Yourself…

#7 Name That Pokemon.

#8 The kind of father I aspire to be one day:

#9 RIP Terry Pratchett, always wore this shirt to conventions.

#10 One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When Shes Had Too Much To Drink.

#11 A friend made the best Michael Jackson costume I have ever seen.

#12 Your Move, Mom

#13 The most fun I had with a urinal ever!

#14 Found this very motivating

#15 Prisoners Escape

#16 Change is good

#17 Challenge accepted

#18 Woman in wedding gown tries to resuscitate a drowned man. Shes a nurse and happens to be shooting wedding photos nearby.

#19 The Why do I feel so good starter pack

#20 1958, My grandfathers best friend in the Army was Elvis. He got an iPhone just so he could show EVERYONE this picture.

#21 Someone Has To Pay

#22 When you protest a restaurant, but only bring them more business

#23 They Saw Their Chance And They Took It

#24 My brothers prom pic came out awesome

#25 When An Earthquake Hits Wine Cellar

#26 Now I Know What I'm Drinking To Later Tonight.

#27 I Just Don't Want To Move It.

#28 Dinosaurs Never Had Out Pizza.

#29 Guess well skip this house

#30 2012 was a good year on Twitter…

#31 Fuck the illuminate!

#32 Busy

#33 Glad I left the Swedish subtitles on for the whole movie

#34 I wonder if his favorite music is playing too

#35 I Answer To No One
