#1 Always Mother Russia

#2 Ive found a soulmate

#3 Wheres The Tears?

#4 When you see your friend without glasses for the first time

#5 How alcohol affects professionals

#6 A lady told me I was a hero for returning her dog today. I found him 2 ft from the sign.

#7 You Know You're Married..

#8 I Love The German Sense Of Humor

#9 Barber: What Do You Want?

#10 Gives Me A Hangover…

#11 Generation X anyone?

#12 Candle Scent

#13 I would rather not

#14 No, you are drunk

#15 Badass Level - Died Of Natural Causes In Game Of..

#16 Buddy Is Currently On Antarctica: day 10 They Accepted Me As One Of Their Own

#17 Capitan America Here What Is Your

#18 Very Creatively

#19 My favourite cereal box toy

#20 That Deliquent Could Save Your Life

#21 Every Group Chat Always Has A Second Smaller Group
