#1 Always Mother Russia
#2 Ive found a soulmate
#3 Wheres The Tears?
#4 When you see your friend without glasses for the first time
#5 How alcohol affects professionals
#6 A lady told me I was a hero for returning her dog today. I found him 2 ft from the sign.
#7 You Know You're Married..
#8 I Love The German Sense Of Humor
#9 Barber: What Do You Want?
#10 Gives Me A Hangover…
#11 Generation X anyone?
#12 Candle Scent
#13 I would rather not
#14 No, you are drunk
#15 Badass Level - Died Of Natural Causes In Game Of..
#16 Buddy Is Currently On Antarctica: day 10 They Accepted Me As One Of Their Own
#17 Capitan America Here What Is Your
#18 Very Creatively
#19 My favourite cereal box toy
#20 That Deliquent Could Save Your Life
#21 Every Group Chat Always Has A Second Smaller Group