#1 Do you pee in the shower?

#2 When People Get Married Too Soon

#3 Did You Call My Name? I Though I Heard Someone..

#4 I Was Watching Friends When.

#5 My Girlfriend Fell Asleep Wiht My Dog.

#6 Do You Eat Ass?

#7 Heh, women.

#8 Sure, Money Can't Buy You Happiness But.

#9 Being Able To Respond With Sarcasm

#10 Do We Have To Tel Him He S Adopted.

#11 Stunning perfomance

#12 Porn Vs Real Life

#13 The Cactus Proposal

#14 Takes the magic out of it

#15 I'm Not Insulting You, I'm Describing You…

#16 The Flight Attendant Rushed Out Of The Bathroom

#17 I Want A Mouse, I Want A Fish, I Want Milk

#18 Dad At A Justin Bieber Concert.

#19 I don’t think it will help, but it made me feel better
