#1 This Is How I Keep Track Of Myrtle
#2 Functioning Humans Vs. Me
#3 Someone chose a bad night to leave their windows down
#4 This guys mushroom hunt was a success
#5 Mac And Cheese
#6 Ive Lived In Places That Werent As Nice As This
#7 Now That Amazon Is Advertising One Hour Delivery
#8 That's Because You Have An Extra Stomach For Alcohol
#9 Hey, Sorry If This Is Weird…
#10 Thanks For The Dinner
#11 Then All These Many Shoes Are All Yours?
#12 My friend is a male model, I’m a dork in Brooklyn.
#13 Laundry Fresh Out Of The Dryer
#14 IKEA painted door that apparently everyone thinks is real
#15 Half-way Through January And The Weight Loss Plan Aint Working.
#16 I Feel Like Both My High School And College Life Were Not At All Like This
#17 Worst Day Ever. I Really Don't Want To Talk About
#18 Coming This Fall! Csi - Moscow
#19 It's A Wine Holder.
#20 The future of our civilization…
#21 It Just Had To Happen
#22 I Wish I Had A Twin Over 21
#23 Wise Words From A Funny Man
#24 Just waiting for my human
#25 Got Tired Of The Cats…
#26 Doesnt make any sense
