#1 omg!
#2 Butt implant spotted
#3 Yeah, were going to need to keep the car just a bit longer
#4 Celebrating my grandmas 106th birthday today!!
#5 Meanwhile In Japan.
#6 *blushes at the pun*
#7 Lost & Pound. Hm. I Just Lost 10 Kilos.
#8 Accurate
#9 Pies I Have Eaten.
#10 \_()_/
#11 It's ok to make jokes about her, but don't forget to respect her :)
#12 Found your moms parking spot
#13 Oh god please
#14 The morning sun made a prism through my fish tank and onto my toast.
#15 It's Extraordinary, I Can Hardly Believe It.
#16 Poor Edna
#17 Going To The Movie Theater Is Better Now
#18 Arnold Eating Ice Cream
#19 Go and be free.
#20 Ive made a huge mistake
#21 My whole life is a lie
#22 An Aprils Fool idea from Utah
#23 Thank you, i guess?
#24 When You Failed An Exam. When Your Friends.
#25 Well I guess Ill see you guys in hojust kiddin.
#26 Hamicorn
