#1 Douche champ
#2 Adorable Omelette
#3 Feather duster thief…
#4 My friends daughter drew him a "giraffe" in school today… What do you guys think?
#5 This clock is so damn cool
#6 Jesus Was Not A Zombie
#7 Happy Birthday!
#8 Too late now
#9 Humans should learn from animals
#10 Things To Do Today, Get Up, Survive, Go Back To.
#11 Uh Oh. The Indominous Rex Can Communicate.
#12 There Are Two Kinds Of People…
#13 Yellow Is So In Trouble
#14 The gallows
#15 Mountain on fire in Tuscon, AZ
#16 Hey My Car Broke Down, N It Got Toad Away
#17 Pug Buddies
#18 Would You Still Love Me If I Was Decaf
#19 My New Desktop Background.
#20 Me Trying To Find The Cheapest Wine…
#21 I Will Tell My Kids That I Survived This
#22 Some Guys Have All The Luck