#1 Martin Scorsese is the elegant pooh in real life
#2 Barney doesnt seem to be doing as well as he used to
#3 Oh yea
#4 Should have stuck with Times New Roman
#5 Happiness.
#6 I got adopted today.
#7 My dog feels safe from fireworks by chewing holes in his bed and then laying inside it.
#8 Happy Easter, motherfuckers
#9 No one at work has taken responsibility for decorating the Christmas tree, for the last week it has been propped up in its box waiting. Today, I stepped up to the plate.
#10 Seen In India, This Seems Like A Must Cheaper Alternative.
#11 Dreaming of a holiday?
#12 Don’t worry Canada, We got your back
#13 I'm Finding It Hard To Care About Anything…
#14 Any day now
#15 A Child's Greatest Invention
#16 Your Pc Is Ready
#17 Guys, I've Got This One…
#18 Like I give a fuck
#19 Cinncinati Public Library Fountain
#20 Kanye? Is That You, Kanye?
#21 It's December Already.
#22 Showed up ready to crush this interview today
#23 Everything you need to know about the deep web
#24 I took my dogs bone away because it was broken, she comes back with this in her mouth
#25 My brother made me the best birthday present.
#26 Indonesia right now. Taxi drivers protest against Uber and GrabTaxi by parking their taxis on the main road
#27 Probably the manliest quote ever.
#28 Enjoying spring time in Cleveland
