#1 Whosoever’s wife calls first, will pay the bill
#2 In America, we make freedom angels!
#3 Karma Means I Can Rest Easy At Night
#4 You Were On Your Way Home But You Died
#5 I Want You To Know That
#6 Not That One, Jesus
#7 'My Lord' - Arya Stark.
#8 I Brought My Little Brother Spencer As My Date…
#9 Quick guide to southern grammar
#10 Ice Keeps It Cold…
#11 Lol. Anyone Noticed That The Phone's Plugged
#12 Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love It…
#13 Better watch out now…
#14 Two Friends Were Catching Up And Talking About…
#15 Donald Trump's Hair
#16 My current dilemma
#17 Bad Joke Snake
#18 Black tweets
#19 Hey Kobe Look…
#20 I told my mom I was really sick today, an hour later she showed up at my house with this. I’m 30
#21 I Liked These Guys Better.
#22 Why Are So Many People Getting A Septum Piercing Lately
#23 What Can We Do To Lessen The Grip Of Fear From…
#24 In training with this lady for the past 10 days. This is what she drinks for breakfast everyday. All of them.
#25 I also found the perfect coffee mug.
#26 So I Just Found Out That My Girl Has These
#27 Birthday Wishes From Gandalf…
