#1 Evil
#2 Harsh
#3 My Grandma got bit by a Pelican on the pier and then began to scold it.
#4 These are genius
#5 Mothers Christmas Present (Vacuum)
#6 My dad has had Snapchat for one day
#7 Lets all just live in the moment
#8 The weight of the beast
#9 The three distinct pieces my cup broke into when i dropped it
#10 Hell hath no fury..
#11 My Grandma Is Time Travelling Daniel Radcliffe.
#12 NOKIA stops KIA from correcting the spelling mistake of IKEA
#13 Asphalt tar truck tipped over near my bodyshop. This just rolled in for an estimate
#14 Thats shocking
#15 I love duck
#16 It Can't Hurt To Open One Little Attachment…
#17 Well, I did ask for a sign.
