#1 So, My Best Friend Painted His Garage.
#2 It’s Like A Different Language
#3 New Laptop Date Made
#4 Web Browsers imagined as women
#5 Everyone does Jacob. Everyone does.
#6 Did this in class, teacher didnt notice for months.
#7 The End Of The Rainbow. Aw Sh*t.
#8 Seems like false advertising
#10 Lettuce try again next time
#11 If They Were Not Famous…
#12 You Son Of A Bitch… It Said No Flip
#13 Theres this big cement block in my hometown of Flint Michigan which mostly gets painted with birthday messages. Not this time
#14 Watching old family videos.
#15 It is 12 degrees outside and I left soap in my car and the water in the soap froze in clumps inside the gel.
#16 Birds arent singing
#17 Finding Hair In Your Butt Crack…
#18 Working In Retail
#19 Tourettes Rooster
#20 Inspirational quote of the day
#21 T U E S D A Y S
#22 This Came In The Mail For You
#23 This Is How I Feel Its Like To Experience Pms
#24 I dont always go to parties, but when I do, I go as Cher.
#25 Chaos Is Imminent
#26 I miss 30 Rock
#27 Homemade Costumes FTW
#28 How I Feel Waking Up.
#29 What Most Of My Relationships Are Built On
