#1 This Is How I Keep Track Of Myrtle

#2 Functioning Humans Vs. Me

#3 Someone chose a bad night to leave their windows down

#4 This guys mushroom hunt was a success

#5 Mac And Cheese

#6 Ive Lived In Places That Werent As Nice As This

#7 Now That Amazon Is Advertising One Hour Delivery

#8 That's Because You Have An Extra Stomach For Alcohol

#9 Hey, Sorry If This Is Weird…

#10 Thanks For The Dinner

#11 Then All These Many Shoes Are All Yours?

#12 My friend is a male model, I’m a dork in Brooklyn.

#13 Laundry Fresh Out Of The Dryer

#14 IKEA painted door that apparently everyone thinks is real

#15 Half-way Through January And The Weight Loss Plan Aint Working.

#16 I Feel Like Both My High School And College Life Were Not At All Like This

#17 Worst Day Ever. I Really Don't Want To Talk About

#18 Coming This Fall! Csi - Moscow

#19 It's A Wine Holder.

#20 The future of our civilization…

#21 It Just Had To Happen

#22 I Wish I Had A Twin Over 21

#23 Wise Words From A Funny Man

#24 Just waiting for my human

#25 Got Tired Of The Cats…

#26 Doesnt make any sense
