#1 This snapchat filter on my cat
#2 My Gf's Mother Wants To See Me Alone…
#3 You Can Kill Superman And Write Your Grocery List And Be Fabulous.
#4 When Your Town Is On Fire…
#5 Do You Ever Want To Lose Weight But Weight.
#6 Hot pockets
#7 My visiting friends were confused when I said only one person was allowed on the queen sized bed.
#8 Love Your Parents, They've Been Always Been There For You
#9 Nothing Says I Mean Business More Than…
#10 I Left My Cell Phone Home Today
#11 Why Do Girls Do This
#12 Dat personality
#13 To the black spiders on the floor: prepare to die
#14 Remember How The Egyptians Had Statues Of Cats..
#15 Holiday season parking advice
#16 London Underground weather alert
